petition for tumblr staff to leave
we don’t want to be here anyway
david karp holds us hostage
We paid David good money to keep you here
You’re not going anywhere
i have a secret dream to one day unapologetically punch someone hard in the face.
So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”
And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.
are cats solar powered?? why are they always trying to lie in the sun
what the fuck. i was making a joke but its actually true
okay google help me out
okay but is that really the coolest of wait a fucking second
hell fuckin yeah
"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."