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yahoo:

staff:

magsby:

petition for tumblr staff to leave

we don’t want to be here anyway

david karp holds us hostage

send help

We paid David good money to keep you here

You’re not going anywhere

(Source: leonsouda)

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There are only three things to be done with a woman. You can love her, suffer for her, or turn her into literature.
— Henry Miller (via quotethat)
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officialbaio:

étudier….

etud…

etu…

et…

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d…

dor…

dorm…

dormir.

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nebularum:

i have a secret dream to one day unapologetically punch someone hard in the face.

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the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

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pearswhy:

pearswhy:

are cats solar powered?? why are they always trying to lie in the sun

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what the fuck. i was making a joke but its actually true

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(Source: nebelim)

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hairandbrokenglasses:

okay google help me out

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okay but is that really the coolest of wait a fucking second

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hell fuckin yeah

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College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”
— 

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

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